SHELBYVILLE, IL. —
The container’s a tough one, without any doubt!
Designed to blend in, and not to stick out!
The trick here, you see, is to examine one end!
There’s a hint of a hole, and something within!
It’s long, thin and round, like an oversized pencil!
To get the prize out, you might use a utensil!
Cool cats hang out here, or where one would bowl!
It’s getting colder, here at the North pole!
To the planters of fakes, you’ve made the bad list!
The Boss isn’t happy! Yes, Santa is miffed!
Tricking good kids, is bad for the soul!
You’d better be good, or you just might get coal!